Humour thread

• #45 Reply
  Posted by Hippocrates on 14 Dec, 2025 19:48
• Not really a joke but funny: 
  
  Hackney:  QZ21613144  VRM HV12FFL.  I am looking forward to this as it's a friend's of  mine. Thus spoke the Gemini Man.
  
  "The amount outstanding on the PCN is £80.00 and will increase to £80.00 on Thursday 20 Nov. 2025.  Please pay £80.00 now."
  
  Who is responsible for this?  Dr. Who? Tiny Tim? Scrooge? Tim Nice but Dim? (Harry Enfield character)
  
  
  Dr. Who:
  
  https://drive.google.com/file/d/111no8lMwu6cTiWjR0enZIqNvUax90Qrz/view
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• #46 Reply
  Posted by Hippocrates on 21 Dec, 2025 18:57
• The amount outstanding on the PCN is £80.00, and will increase to £160.00 on Wed, 31 Dec 2025. However, this PCN currently has an offer, meaning you can pay at a reduced rate of £80.00. This offer expires on Sun, 4 Jan 2026. Please pay £80.00 now.
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• #47 Reply
  Posted by roythebus on 22 Dec, 2025 11:25
• Do I detect a thread of desperation there? Begging even. "Please pay..." Begging bowl out.
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• #48 Reply
  Posted by Hippocrates on 22 Dec, 2025 20:51
• Quote from: roythebus on 22 Dec, 2025 11:25

  Do I detect a thread of desperation there? Begging even. "Please pay..." Begging bowl out.
  

  
  It beggars belief!
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• #49 Reply
  Posted by roythebus on 22 Dec, 2025 20:57
• Indeed, it beggars bailiff!
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• #50 Reply
  Posted by Hippocrates on 22 Dec, 2025 21:19
• Quote from: roythebus on 22 Dec, 2025 20:57

  Indeed, it beggars bailiff!
  

  Which reminds me: I must trim the Bay Leaf Tree.
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• #51 Reply
  Posted by Hippocrates on 26 Dec, 2025 16:28
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6lc92NRAOk&pp=0gcJCU0KAYcqIYzv
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