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Re: Humour thread
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2025, 11:41:41 am »
The fact that some people do not know the difference between entomology and etymology bugs me in ways that I cannot put into words.

I went to see my doctor to complain about buzzing in my ear. But, he said that it was just a bug going around.
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Re: Humour thread
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2025, 08:24:20 pm »
Now that Amazon have taken over the 007 franchise, I suggest that Mr Bezos plays Blofeld and that 007 marries Wonder Woman in the next film.
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Re: Humour thread
« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2025, 05:38:37 am »
Victor was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked,
'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'
His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth.
'Well, Victor, it's called sexual intercourse.'
'Oh,' Little Vic said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandpa, it isn't called sexual intercourse.

It's called Bunk Beds.


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« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2025, 02:52:56 pm »
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« Reply #19 on: March 01, 2025, 10:45:33 pm »
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Re: Humour thread
« Reply #20 on: March 03, 2025, 11:27:44 am »
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sil.

Sil who?

Silhouette.
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