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Not really a joke but funny: 

Hackney:  QZ21613144  VRM HV12FFL.  I am looking forward to this as it's a friend's of  mine. Thus spoke the Gemini Man.

"The amount outstanding on the PCN is £80.00 and will increase to £80.00 on Thursday 20 Nov. 2025.  Please pay £80.00 now."

Who is responsible for this?  Dr. Who? Tiny Tim? Scrooge? Tim Nice but Dim? (Harry Enfield character)


Dr. Who:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/111no8lMwu6cTiWjR0enZIqNvUax90Qrz/view
« Last Edit: December 14, 2025, 09:20:54 pm by Hippocrates »
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Re: Humour thread
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The amount outstanding on the PCN is £80.00, and will increase to £160.00 on Wed, 31 Dec 2025. However, this PCN currently has an offer, meaning you can pay at a reduced rate of £80.00. This offer expires on Sun, 4 Jan 2026. Please pay £80.00 now.
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How do we get more people to fight their PCNs?

https://www.ftla.uk/the-flame-pit/how-do-we-get-more-people-to-fight-their-pcns/msg41917/#msg41917

If you do not even make a challenge, you will surely join "The Mugged Club".

I am not omniscient. cp8759 and mrmustard are true geniuses. I know my place in the hierarchy of The Three Musketeers. 😊 "The Clinician", "The Gentleman" and "The Showman"

My e mail address for councils:

J.BOND007@H.M.S.S.c/oVAUXHALLBRIDGE/LICENSEDTOEXPOSE.SCAMS.CO.UK

Last mission accomplished:

https://www.ftla.uk/the-flame-pit/southwark-to-r
Re: Humour thread
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Do I detect a thread of desperation there? Begging even. "Please pay..." Begging bowl out.
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Re: Humour thread
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Quote from: roythebus on December 22, 2025, 11:25:47 am
Do I detect a thread of desperation there? Begging even. "Please pay..." Begging bowl out.

It beggars belief!
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How do we get more people to fight their PCNs?

https://www.ftla.uk/the-flame-pit/how-do-we-get-more-people-to-fight-their-pcns/msg41917/#msg41917

If you do not even make a challenge, you will surely join "The Mugged Club".

I am not omniscient. cp8759 and mrmustard are true geniuses. I know my place in the hierarchy of The Three Musketeers. 😊 "The Clinician", "The Gentleman" and "The Showman"

My e mail address for councils:

J.BOND007@H.M.S.S.c/oVAUXHALLBRIDGE/LICENSEDTOEXPOSE.SCAMS.CO.UK

Last mission accomplished:

https://www.ftla.uk/the-flame-pit/southwark-to-r
Re: Humour thread
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Indeed, it beggars bailiff!
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Re: Humour thread
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Quote from: roythebus on December 22, 2025, 08:57:10 pm
Indeed, it beggars bailiff!
Which reminds me: I must trim the Bay Leaf Tree.
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How do we get more people to fight their PCNs?

https://www.ftla.uk/the-flame-pit/how-do-we-get-more-people-to-fight-their-pcns/msg41917/#msg41917

If you do not even make a challenge, you will surely join "The Mugged Club".

I am not omniscient. cp8759 and mrmustard are true geniuses. I know my place in the hierarchy of The Three Musketeers. 😊 "The Clinician", "The Gentleman" and "The Showman"

My e mail address for councils:

J.BOND007@H.M.S.S.c/oVAUXHALLBRIDGE/LICENSEDTOEXPOSE.SCAMS.CO.UK

Last mission accomplished:

https://www.ftla.uk/the-flame-pit/southwark-to-r
Re: Humour thread
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« Last Edit: December 26, 2025, 04:32:18 pm by Hippocrates »
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How do we get more people to fight their PCNs?

https://www.ftla.uk/the-flame-pit/how-do-we-get-more-people-to-fight-their-pcns/msg41917/#msg41917

If you do not even make a challenge, you will surely join "The Mugged Club".

I am not omniscient. cp8759 and mrmustard are true geniuses. I know my place in the hierarchy of The Three Musketeers. 😊 "The Clinician", "The Gentleman" and "The Showman"

My e mail address for councils:

J.BOND007@H.M.S.S.c/oVAUXHALLBRIDGE/LICENSEDTOEXPOSE.SCAMS.CO.UK

Last mission accomplished:

https://www.ftla.uk/the-flame-pit/southwark-to-r
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