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Not really a joke but funny: 

Hackney:  QZ21613144  VRM HV12FFL.  I am looking forward to this as it's a friend's of  mine. Thus spoke the Gemini Man.

"The amount outstanding on the PCN is £80.00 and will increase to £80.00 on Thursday 20 Nov. 2025.  Please pay £80.00 now."

Who is responsible for this?  Dr. Who? Tiny Tim? Scrooge? Tim Nice but Dim? (Harry Enfield character)


Dr. Who:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/111no8lMwu6cTiWjR0enZIqNvUax90Qrz/view
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The amount outstanding on the PCN is £80.00, and will increase to £160.00 on Wed, 31 Dec 2025. However, this PCN currently has an offer, meaning you can pay at a reduced rate of £80.00. This offer expires on Sun, 4 Jan 2026. Please pay £80.00 now.
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If you do not challenge, you join "The Mugged Club".

cp8759 and mrmustard are true geniuses. I know my place in the hierarchy of The Three Musketeers. 😊 "The Clinician", "The Gentleman" and "The Showman"

There are "known knowns" which we may never have wished to know. This applies to them. But in the field the idea that there are also "unknown unknowns" doesn't apply as they hide in the aleatoric lottery. I know this is true and need to be prepared knowing the "unknown unknowns" may well apply.

To Socrates from "Hippocrates"
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Do I detect a thread of desperation there? Begging even. "Please pay..." Begging bowl out.
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Quote from: roythebus on December 22, 2025, 11:25:47 am
Do I detect a thread of desperation there? Begging even. "Please pay..." Begging bowl out.

It beggars belief!
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If you do not challenge, you join "The Mugged Club".

cp8759 and mrmustard are true geniuses. I know my place in the hierarchy of The Three Musketeers. 😊 "The Clinician", "The Gentleman" and "The Showman"

There are "known knowns" which we may never have wished to know. This applies to them. But in the field the idea that there are also "unknown unknowns" doesn't apply as they hide in the aleatoric lottery. I know this is true and need to be prepared knowing the "unknown unknowns" may well apply.

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Indeed, it beggars bailiff!
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Quote from: roythebus on December 22, 2025, 08:57:10 pm
Indeed, it beggars bailiff!
Which reminds me: I must trim the Bay Leaf Tree.
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If you do not challenge, you join "The Mugged Club".

cp8759 and mrmustard are true geniuses. I know my place in the hierarchy of The Three Musketeers. 😊 "The Clinician", "The Gentleman" and "The Showman"

There are "known knowns" which we may never have wished to know. This applies to them. But in the field the idea that there are also "unknown unknowns" doesn't apply as they hide in the aleatoric lottery. I know this is true and need to be prepared knowing the "unknown unknowns" may well apply.

To Socrates from "Hippocrates"
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« Last Edit: December 26, 2025, 04:32:18 pm by Hippocrates »
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If you do not challenge, you join "The Mugged Club".

cp8759 and mrmustard are true geniuses. I know my place in the hierarchy of The Three Musketeers. 😊 "The Clinician", "The Gentleman" and "The Showman"

There are "known knowns" which we may never have wished to know. This applies to them. But in the field the idea that there are also "unknown unknowns" doesn't apply as they hide in the aleatoric lottery. I know this is true and need to be prepared knowing the "unknown unknowns" may well apply.

To Socrates from "Hippocrates"
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