Those of you who know me know that my Christian name in Greek means "lover of horses", even though I am Welsh.

So, I am not against horses per se.
I live in Surrey and every day (slight hyperbole not intended) I have to contend with people on horses when driving. My complaint is that they "offload" their smelly deposits at random and I find it to be quite incongruous that the Police et al can had out fines to dog owners whose animals conduct themselves in the same manner unless they pick the mess up, while horse owners/riders are exempt. Ironically, in Kingston upon Thames (the borough council who lave to hate me), I witnessed (while "busking" some years ago outside Bentalls) two Metropolitan Police horses relieving themselves.
My point is twofold:
1. Health and safety in terms of public places.
2. Health and safety in terms of the resultant hazard on a public highway.
In terms of the latter, perhaps the next time I change my tyres, I should contact
Dunglop.I even witnessed two riders on their horses today on the footpath!