You are Hans Christian Andersen and I claim my £5.
So, you currently have 6 points on your licence which "expire" (for the purposes of totting up they cease to be relevant if the subsequent offence(s) are more than 3 years after the date of offence, 4 years for removal from the [virtual] counterpart and 5 years from date of conviction for declaring to insurers) by 27/07/2026? July 2027?, and have been caught twice subsequently at 81 in unspecified limits on motorways, and have somehow been given another 6 points already for those offences, may or may not have been issued CoFPs and are seeking advice regarding how to deal with those offences for which you've [told us that you've] already been given the points.
And you want to know how lenient the mags in Gloucester are. Well, that's an easy one - Roger is a typical Guardian reader, Betty thinks that Nigel Farage is a bit wishy washy and Doris hates all men since she found out about her husband's affair.