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General discussion => The Flame Pit => Topic started by: roythebus on August 01, 2023, 09:46:34 am

Title: Re: Euphemisms
Post by: roythebus on August 02, 2023, 02:54:26 pm
The only time I'd say it's a "rest room" is if I've used the white ceramic telephone to god and failed to get off the floor! But I suppose it give a fella a rest from the nagging wife.
Title: Re: Euphemisms
Post by: cp8759 on August 01, 2023, 01:25:55 pm
What about the cousins across the pond, they go to the "restroom". I'm not sure if this means that they have a nap on the toilet?
Title: Euphemisms
Post by: roythebus on August 01, 2023, 09:46:34 am
Following on from the PPP tread "euphemisms", one I dislike is the the question "may I use your bathroom?" or to use the word "bathroom" when you really mean "toilet". Someone mentioned it a few days ago and someone else replied "if you want to have a crap use the toilet, it's hard to flush turds down the bath plug".

And the tale doing the round s a few years ago, where dippy blonde goes to new boyfriend's house where they have a small wash room with just a small sink under the stairs. DB want to have a wee so asks to use the washroom. A few moments later there's an almighty crash as the washbasin is ripped off the wall....