Hello there!
You know, my dear friend Google Maps (who, by the way, is still on probation with me) suggested that I venture off my usual path and into uncharted territory, and oh, did I fall into the sly traps laid by our very own Big Bad Wolf, the Merton Council. Caught red-handed by the lurking Trap 34J, the most notorious of them all!
Now, one might argue that as a mature adult, I should have known better, right? But here's the twist! It was a night darker than a black cat in a coal mine, rain pouring down like a waterfall in a soda commercial, and the road markings? I've seen ghosts more visible than them!
The evidence, my fine compatriots, is there for all to see. Attached, find my PCN and the compelling evidence from the candid camera - it's as if they knew I was going to be the star of the night! Watch the suspense unravel at
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Feast your eyes upon the scene of the crime,
https://goo.gl/maps/RpTYD41NgPFUuNx47. Wimbledon Hill Road was my fateful journey, and I was but a wayward traveler gently edging left, eyeing the inviting turn into Woodside. But alas, the elusive bus lane markings remained as hidden as the Cheshire cat's grin.
Fret not! I am not of this land, but a kind-hearted stranger on Facebook (God bless the Internet) lent a helping hand by clicking pictures of the current road markings, both in broad daylight and a photo of a pristine bus lane nearby. After all, nothing says "Gotcha!" better than a solid comparison, eh?


So, dear friends, do we stand a chance against the wicked council? Could we win this epic battle, much like David and Goliath? Gather your thoughts, for every word counts in this fight for justice!
P.S. ChatGPT turned my bland message into something a bit more witty!